Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Knees McGee P.I.]

You sound 13

Yet you animate as if you were 8.

[Strawberry Clock VII]

You know what I think?

I think the songs you hear on the radio are blasphemious edits of these Clock Crew loving classics!
Shame on you society!

StrangeClock responds:

In 1936, fearing the rising popularity of StrawberryClock that would eventually lead to the peace-loving, pacifist mentality of the 60s, Congress signed a bill that would forbid the mentioning of his name in songs played on public access radio. To this end, a commission led by former FBI director Floyd Byron, kept a close eye on popular musicians for the next few decades and threatened to blacklist them if they did not omit all mention of StrawberryClock from their lyrics. To this day, this commission holds the music industry in a political stranglehold, and the countless protests have yet to move the administration to action.

[@@@mineralwater@@@]

This movie made me start smoking

Goddamned asians.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Bad. Bad person. No smoking. Bad. No treat for you.

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Hahhahaha

Brilliance.

Wait a minute, score: 4.30?
There's people cruel enough to NOT vote 5??

[Pootytang adventures #9]

Take a screenshot of this review

Because it's probably deleted by the time you've read it all.

This was epic.
Make the next one about how much the clock crew supports the form of nazism which is beneficial for the jewish people.

Paddy responds:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

[Cosmonauts]

Comrade Leekovitch

I am so sorry I was in a wheelchair at the time of departure. I would have brought my own collection of polish Vodka.

Stolat!

[What the...]

Hilarious

The screaming wasn't per sé so funny, but when he stops and walks away like nothing happens I laughed my ass off.

Great flash.

[House of 1000 Corpsies]

Dykes

Windmills

That is indeed just about everything the bad gay man has to say about the dutch.

burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[This Is Real Scary]

I hated the whole thing

Down to the end.
But I'll get banned from ClockCrew if I don't vote five.

[heavy metal poety [sic]]

I just witnessed a StrangeClock joint.

Hhahahahhaha the 9/11 one had me in tears.
Like Fork asked, how the fuck did you do that without laughing? Read each one in five parts?