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Start spreading the news,

I'm leaving - todaaaaaaay
We're all a great big part of it, honey roasted peanut. Honey roasted peanut.

Disturbingly awful

I would rate you down on using graphics you made a bajillion fucking years ago but that's not even nearly the reason why this particular one is the worst you've ever done.

The only reason this has a score over 3, unlike most of your recent submissions (have you noticed more and more people are sobering up lately?), is because there was a goth chick masturbating.

Tell me, does the voice actress ever watch these submissions? I highly doubt it.

Not too bad of a start, certainly not

You seem to understand the basic principles of clock flash. All you need now is practice in Flash and comedic timing.

5'd for encouragement, 1.67 isn't a fair score for this.

This saved my life

I was wondering what that huge lump on my pelvis was doing so I sought the help of a specialist and now he's removed it.

Amongst flash, an uninspiring piece of barf

Someone posted a topic called "Melons are here" on a forum I go to, and immediatly I thought "This has to be another Weebl brainfart". And yes, I was right. You have an immense talent for voice acting and flash animation, but every once in a while you produce something completely unfunny and boring, such as this.

Other examples would be "Mango" (oh boy, I wonder how I thought of you when I read "Melons"), "Cucumbers" (hey would you look at that), "Pork" (yet another hilariously random food-related drama)...

What's next, "apples"? "Beef"? "Cubes"?
Because if so, let me know so I can get drunk and belch out the lyrics for you.

Pendulum

Zat er net naar te luisteren, haha. Vette shit.

MUAGGAHHARGAHRGHAHAHAHHAAAA

IM GOING TO RAPE YOU

Tacolock responds:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You are a disgrace to the Clock Crew

This flash movie, starting with a song cut off in parts to make "StrawberryClock" audible instead, is the product of nothing but endless filtering and watering down of something that was once, hilarious. This idea was very funny indeed the first time it was done, then StrangeClock came with a collection of songs edited in this way for comedic value as well. With that, StrangeClock was the last to do something funny in this direction.

Then comes IceBlockClock. IceBlockClock does not have a sense of humor, and thrives on ruining good ideas, or simply going on far too long with a certain fad (Bokken). IceBlockClock doesn't only use this idea far too long after it's due date, but gives the originals a bitter taste and their comedic value is lowered.

What I suggest IceBlock to do from now on is come up with his own ideas, draw his own graphics, make his own jokes and NEVER EVER AGAIN RECYCLE fads.

P.s. Your spelling sucks and your posts become even worse because of that.

theicecubeclock2 responds:

you are officaly the only person on .cc who didnt like this other than the guys who hate me.
strawberryclock is the king of the portal, everybody loves strawberryclock

There's cum on my keyboard now

Damn you BobbyClock.

what

the best fucking clockday submission, no reviews?

I just saw this, favorited :D

Karmagasm responds:

Actually i had 2 reviews, but fascibot deleted them for some reason. :/

Also, <3 for le fav. :D

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