Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sylvester K: Sex Chat]

OMFG

Hawt. *faps*

DeadMouseClock responds:

<3

[Race for the Crown]

YOU DID IT MY MAN!

Congrats, as I told you in my last review, this submission got you in my favourite artist's list, the FIRST EVER TO ACCOMPLISH THAT!
This has a reason: Of course I could be putting famous artists in there, but as soon they release something it is frontpaged the very next second. So it doesn't really have a point. You on the other hand, create flash I enjoy and really put effort into improving it. I like the way you followed my (and probably other's same) advice on improving on detail (brick wall, bridge).
The animation was smooth due to the good framerate, you keep your movies brief (like myself), to keep the viewer's attention. Also: that doesn't smear the action. Now, just about every 10 seconds somebody gets killed. When you make the movie a lot longer: it seems like nothing happens. You're style of drawing isn't very unique, though at the other hand it's got something new at the same time, thus the 8. I gave sound a 6 as there wasn't really any sound, except for the music. But that was well optimised and cut to cut the filesize. Violence 9: Obvious. Interactivity 0: Obvious (it wasn't a game) Humor 10: Because it simply is funny to watch, although it doesn't have jokes. Overall 10: Because you're the first to get it into favorites.

Ragd0ll responds:

Wow.. thanks! I took getting to your fav like a challenge and well.. I did it. :D Here's a little secret (tho' it isn't a secret anymore) : the audio isn't optimized at all ;)

[The Snake Bite]

That was hilarious.

I knew the joke but the humor additionally used was hilarious.
I mean, the narrator talking that old-fashioned story-teller way, the "RAN! To the car" "High heels!" was funny, the way the doctor said "Suck out the poison" in the flashbacks... It was funny and well done.

[Nekoto Tori]

I had to vote 5

This was so awesome, although it was short and a bit shaky sometimes. I can imagine how much work this must have been, I mean drawing this all by hand in flash is craploads of work, but drawing on paper and photographing it is even more work.
5/5, even if it deserves higher.

And don't you blamming NG tards dare destroy this fine flash.

Matchubox responds:

hehe thanx a lot :p its a bit shakey 'cause i didnt have a peg bar so i had to hand place each frame which is hard to get right all the time

[Music and stuff]

That was hilarious.

That was simply hilarious. "We're coming to get you barbara."
When movies are under judgement, it happens rarely I vote other then 0 or 5, because the ones I 5 are ones that are usually downvoted for no reason, and the ones I 0 are the ones usually cheated through. That's why I fived this one, as I figured people would simply vote zero because:
"It had no backgrounds, z0mg zero"
"It sukced so bad i fguking voted zeor"
"Not fnuny at all"
"There was no violinse"

Keep it up fellow.

[The Littlest Peach]

Nice.

Too short, but funny.
Fived because assholes will massively vote 0.
;D
Oh, and it's smallest, not littlest.

[The Gost Project]

crap.

I'm so fucking ashamed a Clock is co-authored in this.
And if you got some witty response lying around, please do stick it up your ass.

rexCo responds:

You are a fucking idiot. That is TRUFFLECLOCK. He has been around WAY longer than you have you little 14 year old shit so you should respect him.

[RobotPirateNinjaZombie]

This is awesome stuff mate.

Awesome!
A perfect mix of medium graphics and medium soumd.
That, combined with nice animation, strangely makes an AWESOME flash!

[(2) My friend the zombie]

Great.

In_Style_Always,
You're wrong. Claymation is allowed on newgrounds, ever heard of Knox or Klay?

Great movie, I fifed because I knew dickheads like the one before me always vote zero on claymation.