Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strawberry Clock VII]

You know what I think?

I think the songs you hear on the radio are blasphemious edits of these Clock Crew loving classics!
Shame on you society!

StrangeClock responds:

In 1936, fearing the rising popularity of StrawberryClock that would eventually lead to the peace-loving, pacifist mentality of the 60s, Congress signed a bill that would forbid the mentioning of his name in songs played on public access radio. To this end, a commission led by former FBI director Floyd Byron, kept a close eye on popular musicians for the next few decades and threatened to blacklist them if they did not omit all mention of StrawberryClock from their lyrics. To this day, this commission holds the music industry in a political stranglehold, and the countless protests have yet to move the administration to action.

[Albuquerque: THE MOVIE]

Hahhahaha

Brilliance.

Wait a minute, score: 4.30?
There's people cruel enough to NOT vote 5??

[Cosmonauts]

Comrade Leekovitch

I am so sorry I was in a wheelchair at the time of departure. I would have brought my own collection of polish Vodka.

Stolat!

[What the...]

Hilarious

The screaming wasn't per sé so funny, but when he stops and walks away like nothing happens I laughed my ass off.

Great flash.

[This Is Real Scary]

I hated the whole thing

Down to the end.
But I'll get banned from ClockCrew if I don't vote five.

[heavy metal poety [sic]]

I just witnessed a StrangeClock joint.

Hhahahahhaha the 9/11 one had me in tears.
Like Fork asked, how the fuck did you do that without laughing? Read each one in five parts?

[Submit]

Interesting movie.

How much can interpretations of an abstract thing, like an automated flash portal, be the same, exactly?
I have been toying with the same idea for a long time, and I was pretty annoyed when this hit frontpage: only because when I release my version of this, I'll be accused of stealing this idea.

It was executed very well, and the drawings were spectacular. But then again, some things were a bit illogical.

I understand that this whole movie is logical in your view of the newgrounds portal, but what does a flying white thing have to do with submission? As I said, I understand this must make sense to you, but to an outsider like me it doesn't make sense.
When making a movie like this, you must make sure the viewer understands what's going on, so that the viewer has an idea of how you would expect the portal to work in a 3 dimensional world, thus enjoying it more, voting higher on it.
The last part doesn't really matter, but a well explained movie is more enjoyable to watch.

Also, I only understood what happened at the end when watching it the second time: The movie was seperated from the list of under judgement movies, being given a blue aura, and a screenshot of the portal with a new movie, blue aura, appears. Again, not very explanatory - if I were to watch this once, I wouldn't have understood this.

The idea of this flash was good, yet not new. I cannot accuse you of being lame though, because I myself am working on this very same project. Also, this idea is too obvious AND good to be used only once: I bet every flash artist on Newgrounds has sat to think about this. I have attempted multiple times to do this, but failed each time due to lack of talent.

In the end, I am fascinated looking in other people's minds like this, and I love how our minds match on this subject: a pipe formed entrance is exactly how my idea starts too. From there it turns different though: I haven't thought of using a (trans-dimensional?) gate to the portal.

I voted five on this, because this idea is interesting to me, and definetely inspiring.

Good luck on your future projects :)