Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Phoenix Wright Hentai]

Great job

I totally agree. Hentai is used as an attention weapon by too many people. The graphics were okay, yet traced. The style was great, more movies should be NG parodies, the sound was great: WHAT WAS THE SONG AT THE END? That was great! Violence&Interactivity: N/A Humor: 10, you did a great job.

An overall excellent submission.

behind responds:

I've drawn the Characters. I am honored you compared them to traced original graphics!
The song at the end is from the Lord of the rings soundtrack and is called "Requiem for a Dream"

[luv u 2 hunni]

Running in the nineties

It's the new way I want to be!

SkyClock responds:

Just don't molest me anymore

[A Game of Chess]

Gah

12 seconds or so of animation, and the background was a traced bitmap. Shame on you.

KyleDaFox responds:

Shame on you>:(

[Fulp Actually]

How is this possible

That the only appealing movie title in the portal, the one I clicked actually, is a clock movie?

Stop haunting me.

Stop.

No seriously, go away.
Kssht. Shoo.

[W0rdl @idS D4y]

This aids you speak of

Is it like an expensive suit or what?

BunnyClock responds:

yes, but one you can't get rid of

[Imaginar¥]

I am an internet cultist!

Oh dear, what a discovery.
If these outrageous hints to the world continue, our plot to take over might be reveiled!

[Rembrandt Dazzling Fresh!]

This movie got me into the review-writing spirit.

First off the concept of the flash is too simple to have a real moral, so good luck with that one.

The concept of Newgrounds functions being expressed as actual processes is a tired one. It's been done countless times with the blam system, and yours isn't much different, sorry.
Anyway I didn't really like the art, it was far too simple and you can't salvage any style from it at all. You should spend as much time on your movie art as you do on your .fla, your art will improve dramatically.
Sound? ParagonX9 is terrible, but that's not really your fault, so I didn't let that affect my voting at all.
There was no violence and little interactivity. I suppose it was meant to be a serious flash but no mood was actually set.

So the movie wasn't all too impressive. If there was a 2.5 I would have voted that, but since we're both clocks I gave you a 3. You did get me to write this stupid review though, that's something to be proud of.

Silvercherryclock responds:

Oh I see what you did here

I guess I had that coming

[Adulthood]

Christ.

Front page? What the flying fuck.
The characters looked horrible, the Borat references sucked, the sound quality was sub-par, the animation wasn't good at all...

Why frontpage?

[Knees McGee P.I.]

You sound 13

Yet you animate as if you were 8.