Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Truth About Clockmas]

Oh god

The MarlinClock joke. Lmfao.

I'll rape your face rupee.

RupeeClock responds:

YAY FULFIL MY RAPE FETISH

[W0rdl @idS D4y]

This aids you speak of

Is it like an expensive suit or what?

BunnyClock responds:

yes, but one you can't get rid of

[Rembrandt Dazzling Fresh!]

This movie got me into the review-writing spirit.

First off the concept of the flash is too simple to have a real moral, so good luck with that one.

The concept of Newgrounds functions being expressed as actual processes is a tired one. It's been done countless times with the blam system, and yours isn't much different, sorry.
Anyway I didn't really like the art, it was far too simple and you can't salvage any style from it at all. You should spend as much time on your movie art as you do on your .fla, your art will improve dramatically.
Sound? ParagonX9 is terrible, but that's not really your fault, so I didn't let that affect my voting at all.
There was no violence and little interactivity. I suppose it was meant to be a serious flash but no mood was actually set.

So the movie wasn't all too impressive. If there was a 2.5 I would have voted that, but since we're both clocks I gave you a 3. You did get me to write this stupid review though, that's something to be proud of.

Silvercherryclock responds:

Oh I see what you did here

I guess I had that coming

[Strawberry Clock VII]

You know what I think?

I think the songs you hear on the radio are blasphemious edits of these Clock Crew loving classics!
Shame on you society!

StrangeClock responds:

In 1936, fearing the rising popularity of StrawberryClock that would eventually lead to the peace-loving, pacifist mentality of the 60s, Congress signed a bill that would forbid the mentioning of his name in songs played on public access radio. To this end, a commission led by former FBI director Floyd Byron, kept a close eye on popular musicians for the next few decades and threatened to blacklist them if they did not omit all mention of StrawberryClock from their lyrics. To this day, this commission holds the music industry in a political stranglehold, and the countless protests have yet to move the administration to action.

[@@@mineralwater@@@]

This movie made me start smoking

Goddamned asians.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Bad. Bad person. No smoking. Bad. No treat for you.

[Pootytang adventures #9]

Take a screenshot of this review

Because it's probably deleted by the time you've read it all.

This was epic.
Make the next one about how much the clock crew supports the form of nazism which is beneficial for the jewish people.

Paddy responds:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

[$500,000,000.oo]

:D!!!

Holy hell, that's a great movie! And I don't say that very soon, exactly, unless it's a clock movie.

Gotta be prejudiced if you're in the group, haha.

The graphics weren't spectacular, but great graphics AND fbf are very hard to combine, so 7'd it. Then, the style, 10. LOVE frame by frame, don't like random frame by frames, but this one had recognisable shapes, and went great with the tune. Sound, 9, very catchy! Gave it a really happy feel! Violence and Interactivity, doesn't apply.
Humor: 10! Not extremely funny or anything, but it was very amusing, certainly! Overall 8: A great submission, and I'll definately check out your other flashes!

Thumbs up.

Ying-yong responds:

Why thanks for the helpful review! I think I'll do an FBF with better animation.

[we love you, kwas71kck!!!]

Hello Loki

Am reviewing to tell you I fived. Nice oldstyle Clocks!

LokiClock responds:

Many thanks.

{{{Athelio}}}

[9/11, N3vAr f0rg3t]

I AM A TRUE PATRIOT

Also, the fact that I found this movie without you telling me proves me clockcrew-less boredom :(

BunnyClock responds:

how was i supposed to tell you? Anyways, thank you for the review, you are indeed a true patriot.

GO GEORGE BUSH!!!

[Bbq-ish Space Race]

MMMMMMM!?????????

?!!HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

HHHHHMMM!!!