Ivanovitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[StrawBerryClock Lament]

Hmm

Graphics: 7, nice. Decent. The leaves on a strawberry aren't that shiny though.

Style: 8, great. Clock movie :).

Sound: 6, just the tune and a gunshot.

Violence: 5, none needed.

Interactivity - no game

Humor: 7, I smiled.

A touching story featuring the King of the Portal Himself, StrawberryClock, with touching music and a nice storyline. It is true that the mass of idiocy we know as retards, noobs, idiots, faggots, foamy fans, 12 year olds, pricks, nazis, communists and hentai lovers do not appreciate the simple, yet effective humor that has proved well used only in the hands of StrawberryClock himself.
Being in the Clock Crew for the period equal to a pregnancy, I know nothing compared with great minds such as DWARFINATORclock or any elder clock at that matter: to fully understand the clock crew I must devote a lifetime of psychological analysis and day-by-day screening, yet nobody has taken the time to archive every single thread from older clock websites, so my knowledge will always be impaired. As for the movie there is one major error: STRAWBERRYCLOCK WAS NOT IN IT. Yes, footage shows a man LIKE the king, but not the king of the Portal himself. Simple explanation that it simply could not be Him, is that we clearly and realistically see a "StrawberryClock" dying, by the means of suicide. There is an ancient saying that is still true today: You cannot kill StrawberryClock. It is physically impossible. StrawberryClock has been strengthened through time, and is now in a higher state of being we will never be able to understand: our puny minds do not comprehend the majesty of such a creation. StrawberryClock has grown to be more powerful than the Authority we call God himself, and the first church of Clock Crew is a humble beginning in the way to total world domination. REPENT SINNERS, REPENT. BOW BEFORE THE CLOCK CREW WILL SMITE YOU. There are simple rules to be followed, not so difficult as the Christians rules, and those are simply: put I'M ____CLOCK HAHAHA" as your profile message and be nice.
I hope I have enlightened you with my knowledge of the Clock Crew.

-AlethioClock.
Oh and nice movie.

GemlPS responds:

OMFG!!! Thank you ToT!!!

[Gold!]

Awesome

Back in my days all you had to do was hold your head under water for five minutes. Boy did I receive brain damage that day, but for clockification, it was worth it.

Happy Clock Day!

MahjongClock responds:

Indeed. Clockification is a worthy prize for many a task. Happy C-Day to you as well, and thanks for the review.

[The CCs humble beginnings]

Happy Clockday!

I love you rupee, go watch and fifen mine.

RupeeClock responds:

Believe me, I've fived EVERYTHING that's entered the portal.

[r0ck 0ut !1]

<3 HAPPY CLOCKDAY <3

Lmao, bunny. Machtig.
5!

BunnyClock responds:

much love , Heineken <3

[OgreClock - The Movie]

HAPPY CLOCKDAY!

PUT MORE EFFORT INTO IT AND I'LL FIFEN IT TO THE END OF EXISTENCE BUT I FIFEND ANYHOW BECAUSE TODAY IS CLOCKDAY REJOICE!

OgreClock responds:

today isn't clockday, it's may 20, 2007

[You like apples?]

well um ok

IT WAS TOO SHORT

THAT'S WHY I DECIDED TO GIVE IT "5"!!!!??????????

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

!!!!1YHHHH

[RCC Time Trials #2]

Lol pee jokes r fun-e

WTF CLOCX BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
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BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
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RCC responds:

jhgjhgjhghjgfjhgjgjgfjjhfjh

[-Learn to Walk-]

Decent.

A horrible choice of music. Way to high-pitched and annoying, you should've took the violin version or something.
Graphics: 7, nice animation and such.
Style: 5, meh, don't really like manga.
Sound: 2, already explained.
Violence: 0
Interactivity: 0
Humor: 5, kind of funny.
Overall a decent submission, nicely animated but the sound brought it down. 6/10, 3/5.

friend-of-emu responds:

:(

[GG - Loving in the USA.]

Ahahah

Nice one, I fell for it. But where do you download the moskau song?

Gardevoir responds:

It's a moskau loop actually, if you want it, go to the Glock Group and contact me ;D

[Foamy Short: Stop Posting]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh my dear god, I can't stop laughing. My throat actually hurts from laughing. Ahaha, the part with Foamy trying to dominate NG with the sinister laugh cracked me up, and the sticky note nearly made me roll off my chair. The message is really true, IWP was kind of a coward for deleting the movie before it got Turd of the Week. Please, PLEASE tell me where the music was from (when he was laughing, before he woke up). How could I not five this?

NA-expFlash responds:

OH I GET IT. SARCASM.

Grow up.